hilarious shit!

im reading the news.
a man had to have a nut removed around his penis after an attempt to lengthen it before he gets engaged. another man tried to increase his sexual prowess by slipping a steel ring around his penis, forcing the fire department to cut off the ring after doctors were unable to remove it.

their brains must be down there. thats why. yeah, THERE. you know, i know where.
*major roll eyes*

i've tonnes more to say. but im sleeeeeeeepyyyy. the bed beckons.